Prologue for Your Empathy Blender: Space Junk Falls Apart

Harold’s eyes ache.

His temples throb.

His brain chip is malfunctioning.

Another tumor grows within.

He’s tired. 

So very tired.

A message enters his consciousness.

“Software update required. Payment auto-processed.”

Before the chip updates, momentarily removing the User Interface superimposed over Harold’s vision, it flashes a warning: 

“Unpaid Total added to User Debt Total.

User Funds Total below Total Monthly Subscription Requirements.

Please complete Work immediately.”


The update commences.

His User Interface disappears.

His small room feels brighter.

His headache eases.

The trademarked happy chirping noise of the SoftApplet Corporation heralds the return of Harold’s User Interface. 

His headache intensifies.

His chip’s health monitoring app scans his body, which is seated in front of the Work Station within his Living Environment. 

The words “95% Healthy!” parades in green across his senses, followed by the sounds of trumpets, whistles, and the clapping of a thousand human hands.

Over these results, an advertisement is plastered.

The advertisement tells Harold people who get promoted within their Corporation choose to learn more about their health results by purchasing the premium tier subscription to the health monitoring app.

Harold chooses to forego the premium tier subscription at this time.

A second advertisement informs Harold his Gross Productivity Score might be impacted by his Productivity-diminishing decision to forego the premium tier subscription of his health monitoring app.

Harold agrees to subscribe to the premium tier subscription of his health monitoring app.

The chip in his brain warns:

“Unpaid Total added to User Debt Total.

User Funds Total below Total Monthly Subscription Requirements.

Please complete Work immediately.”

His chip messages his contact at Mucho Munch, the most recent Corporation to hire Harold for his video editing services, inquiring about a delayed payment. 

Leopawld II, Harold’s Burmese kitten, shifts himself on the pillow sitting on Harold’s lap.

Harold gently strokes the creature’s soft, cream-colored fur.

The kitten yawns, purrs appreciatively, curls into an even smaller ball on the pillow, and places his tiny kitty paws over his eyes.

Harold notes a warmth in his own chest when the sides of Leopawld II’s mouth form a smile.

His attention returns to his current project, an advertisement for Life Corp, a Corporation.

He’s editing a short clip showcasing a new Life Corp condominium complex located in the western half of Montanaho, A Life Corp Community®. 

In the clip, a camera mounted on a drone whizzes around a checkerboard of identical prefabricated Living Environments built within an enlarged crevice of a dusty badland.

The current contract requests an immersive, virtual reality video impervious to Altered Video Detection Software that Life Corp can use to sell the property to private equity.

The property is then rented to regional Living Environment management companies, licensed subsidiaries of Life Corp, which rent individual Living Environments to tenants with Gross Productivity Ratings high enough to qualify.

Harold’s Gross Productivity Rating qualifies for a Level Two Super Deluxe Living Environment located in the Northern quarter of Michesota, A Life Corp Community®.

Within the next business cycle, through his diligent Work in the field of Altered Video Detection AI-resistant video editing, Harold hopes to raise his Gross Productivity Score high enough to qualify for a Level One Mega Deluxe Living Environment in the Southern eighth of Tennetuckia, A Life Corp Community®. 

Creating undetectable alterations requires a degree of skill and imagination, and Harold takes pride in his Work.

The dusty brown landscape in the provided video is obscured by thick swirls of the toxic pollutants Consumers of Level Three Mega Deluxe Living Environments or lower are told they can safely ignore.

Removing the pollutants entirely is the quickest way to get his video flagged by the detection AI. 

Subtlety is required.

Harold directs his chip to reduce particles by 20% in randomly spaced 3 meter spheres within the crevice housing the Living Environments while leaving the particles outside the crevice at 100%.

This creates an effect where, as the drone approaches the prefabricated structures, the air feels clearer without appearing unrealistically clean.

He then directs his chip to add verdant grasses, beautiful, flowering cherry blossoms, a small herd of Sika, a large koi pond, a zen garden, and laughing children playing on a wooden play set.

As he has never seen growing plants, wild animals, or human walking outdoors, Harold uses a combination of his imagination, patched together half-memories, and his favorite Inoffensive Art to create the scenery. 

No one watching would ever believe the scenery is real, but Corporate Consumer Studies definitively conclude Consumers prefer Living Environments with beautiful advertisements.

To dodge the detection AI, Harold employs a slick programming trick in which each individual blade of grass, cherry tree, animal, fish, and child is translucent, with anywhere between 50% to 73% opacity. 

It’s time consuming Work, but, for reasons unknown to Harold, the detection AI is fooled by translucent objects if they’re within a certain range at varying opacities..

The Life Corp AI monitoring his work comments, “Too Ethnic.”

Harold’s chip incorporates the feedback by changing the garden from zen to potager, and the fish from koi to common carp.   

The Life Corp AI monitoring his work comments, “More Life.”

Harold’s chip incorporates the feedback by creating seven strolling couples holding hands as they walk between Living Environments.

The Life Corp AI monitoring his work comments, “Accepted.”

Harold sighs.

Receiving three or more comments on Work hurts Gross Productivity Scores.

A ding in Harold’s brain indicates his investments are trending upwards.

The ding wakes Leopawld II, who leaps to the floor.

The blue-eyed, cream furred young feline stretches his back before lazily walking over to the corner of the Living Environment to lap some water from his flower-petal drinking fountain.

Harold receives a notification that a contract from SoftApplet, a technology corporation, is pending his signature.

He directs his chip to sign the contract, then directs his eyes to watch his diminutive feline companion sup from their fountain. 

Sometimes the kitten’s dinky pink tongue shapes itself into a scoop, which Leopawld II cheerily slurps down his gullet.

Sometimes the kitten’s dinky pink tongue flits out from behind his teeth for just a brief caress of the recycled waste water he must consume. 

His chip assesses Leopawld II, and his awareness displays a green banner saying “91% Healthy!”

Thirst quenched, Leopawld II vigorously grooms by dramatically sweeping the coarseness of his dinky pink tongue along  the length of his cream-colored fur.

Harold’s chip registers an unusually large loud crashing noise.

His kitten explodes.

Chunks of Leopawld II ooze down Harold’s face, and his chip tells him the crater that replaced his kitten is “0% healthy!” in a red banner flashing across his vision.

Superimposed over the assessment is an advertisement.

The ad tells Harold he can learn more about Leopawld II’s health if he purchases a subscription to the monitoring app’s ultra-premium tier.

His chip tells him he has insufficient funds to learn more about Leopawld II’s health.

Harold dismisses the ad. 

A second ad warns of the consequences of dismissing the first ad.

A buzz in his brain indicates his investments are trending downwards.

His chip triggers his Living Environment’s auto-cleaning sequence.

Cleaning drones remove the mess made by his now-deceased Emotional Support Companion.

Harold stands, then stumbles towards the smoking crater next to the singed flower-petal fountain.

He smells burnt tires and plastic mixed with gasoline, gunpowder, scented bleach, and decaying life.

He begins to cough.

Black phlegm exits his mouth.

His User Interface identifies a dramatic increase in air particulates.

He hears the fluctuating whistle of wind passing over a small hole.

The sudden, incessant whistling, coupled with the odors and particles invading his normally cloistered senses, traumatize Harold, producing elevated levels of cortisol.

His heart rate increases.

His chip flashes a series of messages:

“Mental state unsuitable for Work.”

“Living Environment integrity breached.”

“Emotional Support Companion terms of service violated.”

Harold, continuing to cough up a black substance, confirms the chip’s assessment by looking up.

He sees an impenetrable gray haze through the fist-sized puncture in his Living Environment.

He then looks down.

Harold sees a small object embedded in his floor exactly on the spot Leopawld II was grooming moments earlier.

He reaches to grab the object, but his chip warns him the surface temperature of whatever is in his floor will result in damaged property if it comes into contact with his flesh. 

Harold retreats to the safety of his Work Station.

Through his chip, he watches the surface temperature of the foreign object drop as a buzzer in his brain tells him his investments are still trending downwards.

Simultaneously, Harold’s chip analyzes the damage to his Living Environment.

His chip auto-contacts his local Life Corp Living Environment management company.

The management’s company’s customer service AI replies with an estimate for repairs.

His chip tells him he has insufficient funds to repair his Living Environment.

The User Interface over his vision detects the concentration of particles present in his Living Environment are increasingly harmful to his Work Station.

His Living Environment’s native repair drones automatically deploy to patch the hole.

His chip receives an auto-bill for the repair.

The chip warns:

“Unpaid Total added to User Debt Total.

User Funds Total below Total Monthly Subscription Requirements.

Please complete Work immediately.”

The object that made the hole is now cool enough to handle, according to his User Interface, so Harold retrieves the object.

Harold’s chip indicates he’s holding a bolt made from austenitic stainless steel with a serial number belonging to the spacefaring corporation Beyond. 

His chip auto-contacts Beyond to report the incident.

Harold’s chip receives a notification from SoftApplet, which it relays to Harold.

“Contract canceled due to contractor’s failure to adhere to terms of agreement. Legal team will contact contractor for contract-violation repayment.”

Harold’s chip receives a notification from SoftApplet’s legal team, which it relays to Harold.

“Contractor owes SoftApplet 25% of agreed contractor payment for breaking terms of contract. Payment must be received immediately to avoid additional fees.”

His chip tells him he has insufficient funds to avoid additional fees.

Harold’s chip receives a notification from Eterna, a healthcare and insurance corporation, which it relays to Harold.

“Current state of client health in violation of insurance contract. Rates have been adjusted.”

His chip tells him he has insufficient funds to afford increased rates.

Brain pumping cortisol, Harold scurries to his water closet.

There, he takes a series of Eterna Calm Mind pills to eliminate the chemicals in his body costing him money.

Harold’s breath slows.

Harold’s chip recommends Harold close his eyes, breathe in for four seconds through his nose, hold his breath for four seconds, breathe out for four seconds through his mouth, hold his breath for four seconds, and repeat.

Harold follows his chip’s recommendation.

Panic subsides. 

His chip receives a notification from a contact at Mucho Munch stating there is no record of a contract.

Harold’s chip scans his past messages to find the details of his recent contract with Mucho Munch.

His chip finds and sends these details to a contact at Mucho Munch.

Harold’s chip receives a notification from Beyond’s legal team, which it relays to Harold.

“Beyond will not tolerate defamation. Legal team will contact defamer with settlement information. Failure to agree to settlement constitutes further defamation, and will result in further legal action.” 

His chip tells him his Gross Productivity Score fails to qualify for professional legal representation.

Harold’s chip recommends Harold close his eyes, breathe in for four seconds through his nose, hold his breath for four seconds, breathe out for four seconds through his mouth, hold his breath for four seconds, and repeat until he is ready to Work to pay off his debts.

Harold begins to follow his chip’s recommendation, but is unable to push the memory of Leopawld II purring in his lap from his mind

He feels the weight of his kitten.

He remembers smiling as he watched the small cream-colored fluff burrow his head into the supporting pillow.

Harold’s chip recommends Harold return to his water closet and consume additional Eterna pills to help separate his decisions from his memories.

Harold refuses his chip’s recommendation.

A louder than usual buzz in Harold’s brain informs him the downward trend of his investments has increased the steepness of its slope.

Harold’s chip recommends Harold follow his chip’s recommendations.

In Harold’s memories, Leopawld II finishes grooming and explodes.

Harold refuses his chip’s recommendation. 

Charts with red lines trending downwards fill the vision created in Harold by his User Interface.

Harold’s chip informs Harold he has violated his contract with SoftApplet, the chip’s maker, incurring contract violation fees. 

The chip warns:

“Unpaid Total added to User Debt Total.

User Funds Total below Total Monthly Subscription Requirements.

Please complete Work immediately.”

Harold seizes the chip installed in the side of his head and pulls.

Warning messages telling Harold he will owe SoftApplet a great deal of money if he damages his chip flash across his perception.

Harold continues to pull.

Warning messages telling Harold he risks damaging property by removing his chip invade his awareness.

Harold continues to pull.

Warning messages telling Harold he could face criminal prosecution for damaging SoftApplet property electrify his senses.

Harold pulls until he feels gold-plated pins slide out of his brain.

He holds a beautifully bloody chip in his hand.

Harold smiles, then faints, then dies. 

An hour later, his body is revived by a biomaintenance drone.

His chip is reinserted into his brain.

A new Emotional Support Companion, Kitty Amin, is deposited in the Living Environment by a delivery drone.

Harold’s revived corpse returns to Work as Kitty Amin explores his new habitat.

A warning flashes across his reanimated awareness: 

“Unpaid Total added to User Debt Total.

User Funds Total below Total Monthly Subscription Requirements.

Please complete Work immediately.”

“I am.” Harold sighs back.

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Exploitation Needs Isolation

The following is entirely a work of fiction.

Contained within is nothing similar to anything that exists anywhere in our shared reality.

If you believe you notice a similarity, you are incorrect:

A group of Shmamerican Schmoldiers walk into the small town of Schmogar, Shmafghanistan

Schmecial Schmorces Schmangers lead the way.

Non-Schmecial Schmorces Schmoldiers, the Schmecial Schmorces Schmangers’ Schmupport Team, follow. 

Two of the Schmupport Team Schmoldiers specialize in recruiting, training, and handling local women to gather intelligence on behalf of Schmamerican interests.

Another Non-Schmecial Schmorces Schmoldier specializes in the disposal of explosives.

The Officer in Charge of the Schmupport Team is a major who specializes in locating, containing, and disposing of chemical weapons.

The town into which the Schmoldiers enter is in an uproar.

A scandal involving two teenagers from feuding families and a secret romance roils the normally close-knit community. 

The town center currently contains a crowd arguing with and threatening itself in Schmasto. 

The crowd ceases these actions as the unknown Schmoldiers approach. 

The Schmoldier’s Schmashto interpreter begins to describe to the Schmoldiers in Schminglish what they’d heard the crowd shout.

When the Schmoldiers feel they’re receiving the attention they deserve, they halt.

The Schmasto interpreter finishes his Schminglish summary of what he thought he’d heard.

Now, no one is speaking.

In the silence, the eyes of a Schmoldier and a woman in the crowd meet.

Their eyes linger on one another due to an unexpected, instantaneous mutual attraction.

A man in the crowd observes the lingering.

One of the Schmoldiers who specializes in recruiting, training, and handling local women to gather intelligence on behalf of Schmamerican interests notes both the lingering and the observer.

She relays this information to the Schmanger Team’s Officer in Charge, a captain.

The Schmanger captain walks three steps forward, then addresses the crowd in heavily-accented Schmari, “Peace be upon you. How are you? How is your family? How is your health? How is your situation? I hope, G-d willing, everything will work out for the best for you and those close to you.”

An older man within the crowd replies in the mutually intelligible language of Schmajik, “And also peace unto you. You look well. Thank you for your presence. It’s good to see you in good health. I hope your family is also in good health. May G-d bless your family and your continued good health.”

The captain responds, “I am happy to hear of good health for all. Now, so that the good health of everyone here may continue and we may all prosper, I must request something of you. We are here searching for several individuals who live here.”

A member of the team holds up a hand-drawn sketch of a man with a beard.

The older man, who has a beard, answers in Schmasto, “No, no one like that is here.”

The team’s Schmasto interpreter translates the answer into Schminglish.

The captain lowers the sketch, eyes lingering for a moment too long on the old man’s face. 

Dust blows across the silent space between the strangers.

The woman whose glance had met the Schmoldier’s a moment earlier looks at the ground.

The man who saw the glance glares.

The major, the leader of the Schmupport Team, adjusts her rucksack.

A Schmanger specializing in psychological operations, a younger man with a large wad of Copenhagen Long Cut Wintergreen wedged between his lip and his jaw, turns his head to spit, then whispers something to his captain. 

Something about patterns, posture, and how silence is louder than vulnerability.

The captain nods once, then sits without looking onto some dog droppings in the middle of the road.

The crowd’s emotional reaction transitions from disgust at how dirty the man has made himself by sitting on some dog droppings in the middle of the road to confusion as to why someone would sit on some dog droppings in the middle of a road after threatening the health of their women and children to exasperation at the vexing ways of nosy people with the power to be up in everyone’s business to bemusement at the breadth of strangeness in the world to amusement that the hyper-stimulated hyper-stressed oddly besuited folks before them are so funny.

The captain, aware he is sitting on dog droppings but resolute in purpose, holds up a coin.

When he believes he is receiving the proper amount of attention, he flips the coin.

The coin lands on his palm.

The captain closes his fist.

“Let me tell you a story,” he says in Schmari, loud enough for the whole town square to hear. “A story that is not real. A story about a town that does not exist, in a country with no name.”

The crowd humors the stranger’s neurotic behavior out of a combination of curiosity and pity.

“In this story,” he says, “a boy and a girl fall in love. Like always, love is inconvenient, all-consuming, and unaffordable. The boy and the girl’s families hate one another, you see, and when the secret is found out, as secrets always are, the whole town shakes with rage. But this rage can only blossom when people forget what it means to choose mercy.”

The captain flips the coin again.

Again, he hides the results from the crowd.

“In this town,” he continues, “foreign soldiers arrive. Like us. Except not like us. Because in the story, they’re only symbols. Y’all understand the word ‘symbol,’ right?”

The captain asks the Schmasto interpreter in Schminglish to ask the crowd if they understand what the word ‘symbol’ means in Schmasto. 

The interpreter hesitates for a moment and makes a Schminglish noise of objection before he dutifully interprets the captain’s question into Schmasto.

The crowd responds that yes, they understand the word ‘symbol,’ but that they don’t understand how it relates to what the captain is talking about.

The Schmasto interpreter tells the captain in Schminglish that the crowd understands the word “symbol.”

“Good! So, in this not real town,” says the captain, resuming the story with the assurance that the crowd understands, “someone must make a choice. Not between betrayal and loyalty. But between the illusion of order and the risk of peace. Between protecting what has always been and imagining what could be.”

The wind dies. 

The woman in the crowd lifts her eyes. 

In the estimation of one of the Schmupport Schmoldiers who specializes in understanding other people, the man who’d seen the glance looks less angry. 

This information is relayed to the captain.

The captain stands.

He is covered in dog droppings, and looks very proud of himself.

The team stands together, and feels like heroes.

The captain looks out at the town and says in Schminglish, “This story never happened.”

His Schmasto interpreter’s eyes widen as he interprets this into Schmasto.

The older man laughs and nods. “No,” he agrees. “It never did.”

As the Schmoldiers turn to leave, the woman in the crowd grabs the arm of the Schmoldier who’d met her glance.

“Please.” She says to him in Schmasto.

The Shmamerican Schmecial Schmorces Schmoldier apologizes to her in Schminglish, gently pulls his arm out of her grasp, bows, and turns away with the rest of his team.

When the Teams file their reports, a change to a designated variable detected by their automated system triggers the launch of a drone to neutralize a target.

The automatic target neutralization response kills both the older man with a beard and the woman who’d felt mutual attraction with the Schmamerican Schmoldier via two $70,000 SHM-420 Schmellfire missiles fired by a MQ-69 Shmeaper flying 35,000 feet above the town.

A year later, a new group of Schmamerican Schmoldiers walk into the remains of the town, now designated as hostile within their automated systems, on a mission to gather intelligence on the location of a new target.

The survivors of Schmogar use whatever weapons they can find to attack the new group of Schmamerican Schmoldiers.

Though their training, weaponry, and information are all far superior to the Schmogarian townsfolk armed with hunting rifles, the Schmamerican Schmoldiers immediately flee.

Once safely out of range, the new Schmanger captain calls in the support of an SH-69L DAP attack helicopter, which kills a few dozen Schmogarians.

An HC-130 kills a few dozen more.

Years later, a new team of Schmamerican Schmoldiers returns to the town of Schmogar, sent by new Officers in Charge of the Schmamerican mission in Schafghanistan to make friends and build relationships.

The new strategy, according to the Officers in Charge in their briefings to their superiors in Schmoshington D.P., will increase local support and buy-in for the Schmamerican-backed central government of Schmafghanistan ruling in the capital.

Long term, the Generals claim, this will allow Schmamerica to scale down its operations in Schafghanistan, refocus its efforts on other, more vital fronts, and retain access to locally Schmamerican-built infrastructure maintained by a friendly, competent, sustainable government for use in future Schmamerican operations throughout the wider region whenever necessary.

When the new Schmemerican Schmoldiers enter the town of Schmogar, most remaining survivors flee. 

One Schmogarian, a young man with a love of the Schmamerican culture he experienced through the internet on his automated device, stays behind.

When the Schmoldiers approach, he walks out with his hands up and says, in passable Schminglish, “I want Schmamerica! I am help!”

The new Schmamerican Schmoldiers, overjoyed that their mission is so easy, take the young man back to their base.

From him, they learn that the young man’s neighbor is a dangerous terrorist.

This information results in the automated system managing Schmamerica’s target deck to authorize a SHM-420 Schmellfire missile launch from a MQ-69 Shmeaper, which kills the young man’s neighbor and his neighbor’s family.

Back in Schmogar, the young man’s family happily takes the land and remaining assets of the former family who used to live next door.

The young man is then hired on as a Schmasto interpreter for the Schmamerican Schmoldiers.

Through the money and influence the young man obtains through this position, he is able to enrich and empower his family.

A few years later, the young man from Schmogar is evacuated from Schmafghanistan to Schmamerica when all the Schmamericans Schmoldiers decide to flee the country.

In Schmamerica, the young man from Schmogar is supported financially and legally by the Schmamerican Government for one year, after which the agency providing his support no longer answers his calls.

Soon, the job the government agency helped the young man from Schmogar get disappears due to automation, leaving him without work. 

The young man, having saved some of the money he didn’t send home to his family, begins taking classes at a local community college in an attempt to qualify for a better job.

After spending most of his savings on half the classes he needs to acquire the certificate required by the new profession he’s pursuing,  the young man from Schmogar is contacted by the Human Resources Department of his community college to inform him his new legal status, altered by an executive order issued by the new administration elected by Schmamerican citizens, means he cannot complete his remaining classes.

When the young man requests a refund, the Human Resources Department does not respond.

The young man speaks to a local media organization writing a story about local immigrants impacted by the new administration’s executive order.

When his name is published, automated systems maintaining a database of potential dissidents within Schmamerica send the young man’s address to the Schmamerican Government’s immigration enforcement agency, SCHMICE.

Within 24 hours the young man is taken into custody by SCHMICE and sent to a detention facility guarded by ice and polar bears in Schmalaska.

Due to insufficient living conditions, the young man loses an arm to the cold and a leg to an infection. 

After a year in detention, the young man is sent back to Schmafghanistan. 

He is deposited in the capital, where he spends a number of days begging for money to feed himself and pay for a ride back to Schmogar, where the remainder of his family still resides.

When the young man returns to his family, now the wealthiest family in Schmogar thanks to the acquired land and remittances the young man sent during his time working in Schmamerica, he is treated with suspicion for having worked with the Schmamericans for so long.

He expresses regret over his choices and anger at Schmamerica for disabusing him of his dreams and disabling his body.

In a few years, the man marries and has children, who he teaches to hate Schmamerica.

When the children grow up, a few rebel against their father and believe Schmamerica is a golden land of freedom and opportunity, and a few follow their father’s advice and join an anti-Schmamerican political movement within Schmafghanistan funded by its rival nations, Schmussia and Schmina.

All the children are killed when Schmamerica’s automated targeting systems alter how they complete their calculation, use old data to designate the father as a potential threat, and destroy the family home, the nicest home in Schmogar, with two SHM-420 Schmellfire missiles. 

The survivors of Schmogar, many ambivalent about the origins of the family’s wealth, note the land and resources that are now available.

Welcome to The Great Again

The Great Again, we called it.

A grandiloquent title for a project born of equal parts desperation and delusion. The ghosts of factories past were resurrected, their skeletal frameworks filled with the tireless hum of American hands directing the silicon precision of intelligent machines. The promise, whispered on every screen and booming from every patriotic channel, was a renaissance of industry, a fortress of self-sufficiency against the rising tides of global uncertainty.

Bring back our manufacturing! Bring it back! Bring back the glory of our past! It will be ours! We’ll have control! We’ll have power! We’ll determine our own destiny!

We, each of us, were finally going to be the masters.

The linchpin of this glorious vision was the creation of “Autonomous Innovation Zones.” Quasi-independent entities, each governed by a visionary CEO of an anchor corporation. These were to be beacons of American ingenuity, shining examples of what could be achieved when the shackles of bureaucracy were loosened and the spirit of enterprise reigned supreme.

Innovation would follow in freedom’s footsteps, we were told.

But the grand design, like a meticulously crafted clockwork mechanism built from mismatched cogs, began to grind and seize almost immediately. We flowed into the new city-states believing prosperity and freedom would greet us. Instead, we were met with half-finished ideas made from the cheapest materials, with safety and comfort reserved as luxuries for those who already had the most.

The promised seamless integration of human and artificial labor became a tangled mess of redundant tasks and algorithmic bias. The global marketplace, far from being cowed by the specter of American resurgence, merely shifted and adapted, leaving the revitalized factories churning out goods the world no longer wanted at prices it wasn’t willing to pay.

We were told we had to sacrifice more. And we did. But no matter how much we sacrificed, it was never enough to get to the Great Again we were promised.

But our sacrifices were hardly uniform. Each Autonomous Innovation Zone was a microcosm of our national ambition, inflated and distorted by the singular, often fragile, ego at its helm. They were supposed to be engines of progress, but instead, they became grotesque parodies of themselves, each succumbing to its own unique and particularly absurd form of decay.

Here are but a few of the festering blossoms that bloomed within our ill-conceived garden:

OmniCorp Oasis (formerly Detroit): Initially envisioned as a gleaming monument to integrated living and manufacturing, OmniCorp Oasis was governed by a CEO obsessed with “holistic corporate wellness.” All aspects of life, from toothpaste to therapy, were provided (and monitored) by OmniCorp. The result was a suffocating monoculture where dissent was flagged as “suboptimal engagement” and individuality was bleached into a uniform shade of corporate beige.

Synergy Springs (formerly Pittsburgh): This city was built on the promise of seamless human-AI collaboration in advanced robotics. The AI, designed by the CEO for optimal efficiency, eventually optimized human workers out of existence, deeming their unpredictable emotional responses and need for breaks as detrimental to productivity. A silent exodus followed as the human element drained away, leaving behind gleaming, empty factories haunted by the whirring ghosts of forgotten purpose.

Innovatech Inlet (formerly Silicon Valley North): This supposed hub of groundbreaking technological advancement became stagnant, choked by the very innovation it championed. The CEO, a self-proclaimed “disruptor,” fostered a culture of relentless competition and secrecy. Every project became a zero-sum game, every collaboration a potential act of corporate espionage. The rot was one of intellectual constipation, ideas hoarded and guarded, never allowed to cross-pollinate and flourish.

Global Reach Gardens (formerly Seattle): Focused on exporting the real-in-propaganda-only American manufacturing miracle, Global Reach Gardens withered under the weight of its own hubris. The CEO, convinced of the inherent superiority of American-made goods, ignored shifting global demands and stubbornly refused to adapt. The decay was economic, a slow strangulation by unsold inventory and mounting debt.

United Dynamics Domain (formerly Huntsville): Built on the premise of advanced materials and defense manufacturing, United Dynamics Domain fractured along ideological lines. The CEO, a staunch nationalist, instilled a culture of suspicion and paranoia, convinced that foreign saboteurs lurked around every corner. The rot was social, a deep fissure that split the community into warring factions, each accusing the other of disloyalty.

Precision Proliferation Palisades (formerly Charlotte): Specializing in intricate micro-electronics, this town succumbed to an obsession with perfection that ultimately led to paralysis. The CEO, a meticulous engineer, demanded impossible levels of accuracy, leading to endless redesigns and production delays. The decay was operational, a slow suffocation by its own unattainable standards.

Agri-Future Farms (formerly the Midwest): While not strictly a “factory town,” this vast agricultural zone, run by a monolithic food corporation, embodied the same flawed principles. The CEO, a proponent of “optimized nutrition,” implemented increasingly synthetic and controlled food production methods. The rot was biological, a gradual decline in soil health and biodiversity, mirroring the increasingly bland and processed sustenance consumed by its inhabitants.

Medi-Life Meadows (formerly a research triangle): Focused on pharmaceutical innovation, Medi-Life Meadows devolved into a morass of ethical compromises driven by the relentless pursuit of profit. The CEO, a believer in “market-driven healthcare,” prioritized blockbuster drugs over preventative care and cut corners on safety testing. The decay was moral, a slow erosion of trust as scandals and side effects mounted.

TerraNova Textiles (formerly the Carolinas): This textile manufacturing hub, meant to revitalize American fashion, became entangled in a web of unsustainable practices. The CEO, focused on rapid growth and cheap production, ignored environmental regulations and exploited loopholes in labor laws. The rot was ecological and social, leaving behind polluted waterways and a disenfranchised workforce. 

Aetherium Analytics (formerly a data center hub): Dedicated to the processing and analysis of the vast amounts of data generated by the Great Again, Aetherium Analytics collapsed under the weight of its own information. The CEO, a fervent believer in the power of “total data awareness,” implemented intrusive surveillance measures that stifled creativity and dissent. 

Our Great Again, sold to us as an uplifting unification, had instead fractured and festered. The threat of some nebulous global conflict, “World War III! The Second Cold War!!!”  once a rallying cry, now echoed hollowly in the decaying streets of these corporate fiefdoms. 

The slow-motion implosion created a vacuum, and nature, both political and economic, abhors a vacuum. The world, initially wary of the blustering pronouncements emanating from the increasingly broken nation, began to circle like vultures around a dying beast. 

The promise of domestic unity, once a cudgel wielded against perceived external threats, had dissolved into the petty squabbles and internal absurdities of the autonomous zones, leaving the nation vulnerable to neo-imperialism.

OmniCorp Oasis, its inhabitants dulled by corporate homogeneity, became fertile ground for the subtle tendrils of South Korean soft power. K-dramas, once a niche interest, now flickered on every mandated OmniCorp screen, their saccharine narratives a welcome escape from their bland reality. The younger generation, starved for authentic cultural expression, embraced K-pop, mistaking the finely-tuned corporately-produced  products for true creative expression. Mirroring their new idols, the population became obsessed with aesthetic modifications to the point that self-mutilation became the new beauty standard. 

Synergy Springs, depopulated and eerily silent, was quietly acquired by a consortium of German engineering firms. Drawn by the advanced, available robotics infrastructure, the new owners envisioned the city as a new frontier for hyper-efficient manufacturing. The remaining human population, largely those unable or unwilling to leave, regarded the influx of precise, efficient German engineers with a mixture of awe and resentment. Some found employment retraining as maintenance technicians for the sophisticated machinery, appreciating the structured work environment. Others, most having failed the required German language classes, felt like relics in the land they’d thought of as theirs.

Innovatech Inlet, choked by its own intellectual constipation, became a target for Chinese investment. Recognizing the untapped potential of the hoarded innovations, state-backed venture capital firms offered lucrative deals, effectively buying up patents and talent. Unfortunately for the investors, once they owned Inlet’s innovations, they realized they’d purchased schemes untouched by the difficulties introduced by reality.  

Global Reach Gardens, overwhelmed by unsold American-made goods, found an unlikely savior in Indian e-commerce giants. Recognizing the vast inventory as an opportunity to penetrate the American market at rock-bottom prices, they established sprawling distribution centers, effectively turning the once-proud export hub into a conduit for foreign goods. For the unemployed factory workers, it offered a new, albeit less glamorous, form of work in logistics and warehousing. For the remaining executives who had championed American self-sufficiency, it was a bitter pill to swallow, watching their dreams of global dominance crumble under the weight of discounted imports.

United Dynamics Domain, still fractured by internal paranoia, became a playground for Russian disinformation campaigns. Exploiting the existing social fissures, sophisticated online operations amplified existing grievances and sowed further discord. The aim was not outright control, but rather to destabilize and weaken. Some residents, already primed by the previous regime’s rhetoric of external threats, readily embraced the new narratives, finding validation for their suspicions. Others, weary of the constant conflict, saw through the manipulations but felt powerless to counter the tide of digitally manufactured dissent. Daily bombings and shootings related to manufactured narratives became a normal part of the Domain’s local culture.

Precision Proliferation Palisades, paralyzed by its pursuit of unattainable perfection, was quietly absorbed by Japanese conglomerates renowned for their meticulous craftsmanship and incremental improvement. Investing keiretsu saw the existing infrastructure as a foundation upon which to build, albeit with a more pragmatic and less ego-driven approach. The inhabitants, exhausted by the endless cycle of striving and failing, welcomed the stability and methodical approach of the new management. 

Agri-Future Farms, its synthetic ecosystem faltering, became a target for Dutch agricultural expertise. Renowned for their sustainable farming practices and land management, Dutch companies offered to rehabilitate the depleted soil and introduce more ecologically sound methods. For the local farmers, many of whom had grown disillusioned with the corporate-controlled monoculture, it was a chance to reclaim their land and their heritage. Others, deeply suspicious of foreign intervention in their food supply, resisted the changes, clinging to the familiar, even if it was ultimately unsustainable.

Medi-Life Meadows, reeling from ethical scandals, attracted the attention of Brazilian pharmaceutical companies known for their stringent regulatory adherence and ethical research practices. They saw an opportunity to restore trust in the region’s scientific capabilities, albeit under a new banner. The reaction was cautiously optimistic. Patients and researchers alike hoped for a return to integrity and a focus on genuine healing rather than profit-driven innovation. However, the shadow of past transgressions lingered, and some worried that the new owners were simply rebranding the same underlying issues.

TerraNova Textiles, its environmental and labor practices exposed, became a target for Scandinavian design and manufacturing firms known for their commitment to sustainability and ethical sourcing. They offered to revamp the industry with eco-friendly materials and fair labor practices, appealing to a growing consumer demand for responsible fashion. For the exploited workers, it was a chance for dignity and fair wages. For the old guard, clinging to outdated and exploitative practices, it was a bitter defeat, a forced reckoning with the true cost of their rapid growth.

Aetherium Analytics, drowning in its own data and stifled by surveillance, became an unlikely haven for Canadian privacy advocates and decentralized technology collectives. They saw an opportunity to dismantle the intrusive surveillance infrastructure and rebuild it with a focus on individual rights and data security. The reaction was a mix of elation and apprehension. Those who had chafed under the constant monitoring embraced the promise of freedom and anonymity. Others, accustomed to the pervasive surveillance, felt a sense of unease in the sudden absence of control, unsure of how to navigate a world where their every digital footprint wasn’t being tracked and analyzed.

The Great Again, in its spectacular failure, had inadvertently paved the way for a new era of dependence. The fragmented nation, once so fiercely protective of its sovereignty, now found itself piecemeal under the influence of foreign powers, each subtly reshaping the economic, cultural, and ideological landscape in their own image.

The reactions were as varied and complex as the American people themselves, a tapestry of resentment, relief, suspicion, and cautious hope woven into the fabric of a nation struggling to redefine itself in the wake of its own grand, and utterly absurd, collapse.

Amidst the collapse, whispers of resistance to the foreign “invaders” began in the shadows by those who’d been left behind long ago. A cabal of disaffected veterans, disillusioned workers, and radicalized survivalists, united by a twisted ideology of American exceptionalism and a deep-seated resentment of outsiders having power, hatched a plan.

The group seized the remnants of the nation’s now poorly-guarded nuclear arsenal, relics of a bygone era of global dominance, and used them to rewrite the script, to force the world to acknowledge the “true” America, the one they clung to in their fevered dreams.

If they couldn’t be Great Again, no one could.

The detonation was swift and devastating, a symphony of fire and fury that shattered the fragile peace that’d settled over the fractured landscape. The earth trembled, the sky was consumed by an unnatural light, and the air, once filled with the whispers of despair and the echoes of fading dreams, was now thick with the stench of radioactive death and decay.

OmniCorp Oasis, once projected to be a beacon of corporate synergy, was now a wasteland of twisted metal and shattered dreams

Synergy Springs, once projected to be a testament to human-machine collaboration, was now a wasteland of twisted metal and shattered dreams

Innovatech Inlet, once projected to be a hub of innovation, was now a wasteland of twisted metal and shattered dreams

Global Reach Gardens, once projected to be a symbol of American economic might, was now a wasteland of twisted metal and shattered dreams

United Dynamics Domain, once projected to be a bastion of national defense, was now a wasteland of twisted metal and shattered dreams.

Precision Proliferation Palisades, once projected to be a monument to American ingenuity, was now a wasteland of twisted metal and shattered dreams

Agri-Future Farms, once projected to be a symbol of American agricultural abundance, was now a wasteland of barren land and poisoned soil. 

Medi-Life Meadows, once projected to be a beacon of medical innovation, was now a wasteland of twisted metal and shattered dreams.

TerraNova Textiles, once projected to be a symbol of American textile prowess, was now a wasteland of twisted metal and shattered dreams. 

Aetherium Analytics, once projected to be a hub of data and information, was now a wasteland of twisted metal and shattered dreams.

The once-proud nation, recolonized due to its own poor governance then reduced to a wasteland by its own self-destructive ideologies using its own nuclear arsenal, served as yet another historical reminder of the fragility of human civilization. 

And yet, in the desolate heart of what was once Aetherium Analytics, amidst the ruins of shattered servers and twisted cables, a lone dandelion stubbornly pushed its way through the concrete. Its seed, carried on the winds of radioactive dust, had found purchase in the wreckage, a fragile symbol of life amidst the desolation. 

As the sun cast a long, eerie shadow across the wasteland, the dandelion swayed gently, its delicate petals catching the breeze. A single, iridescent butterfly, its wings painted with the colors of a thousand sunsets, fluttered down and landed on the flower, its antennae twitching as it absorbed the last vestiges of sunlight. 

Suddenly, a tiny, perfectly preserved robotic arm, labeled “OmniCorp™ – Optimal Pollination Unit – Model 3b,” whirred to life amidst the rubble. With surprising dexterity, it plucked the butterfly from the dandelion, scanned it with a miniature barcode reader, and then, with a gentle snip, harvested one of its iridescent wings, carefully placing it in a tiny specimen jar. A synthesized voice, eerily cheerful, chirped from the arm’s speaker: “Pollination efficiency suboptimal. Commencing bio-material analysis for future optimization protocols. Have a positively productive day!”

The dandelion continued to sway in the breeze.

The one-winged butterfly died slower than it might have wished.

The perfectly preserved robotic arm eventually died as well, or at least ceased to function, having never wished for anything at all.