The Pile:

Chapter One

NWV: Frustrated Bulls, Bored Spectators Mar Annual Running of the Bulls Event

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

NWV: Study Claims Steady Decline in Marriage Rates Related to Lack of Violence

Chapter Four

Chapter Five

NWV: Horror Grips London as Buckingham Palace Burns

Chapter Six

Chapter Seven

NWV: Election Booth Blockade Project a Bust

Chapter Eight

Chapter Nine

NWV: Mexican Cartels See Record Low Recruits for 3rd Consecutive Quarter

Chapter Ten

Chapter Eleven

NWV: K-Pop has K-Stopped

Chapter Twelve

Chapter Thirteen

NWV: Tibet Secession Standoff Continues Amid Rising Tensions

Chapter Fourteen

Chapter Fifteen

NWV: Russian Government Crumbles

Chapter Sixteen

Chapter Seventeen

NWV: Ivory Coast Enjoys Peace


News From Dystopia:
The Judgmental Auctioneer


Chats with Sauron:

Assorted Thoughts:
2016 Election Postmortem:

Everyone’s Still a Person:

We’re All Journalists Now:

Three Thoughts on Liberals in the Trump Era:

Social Media Sanity:

The Liberal Language Problem:

American Corruption:

Threat Overview:

Yanis Varoufakis Lets Us Know:

Response to Pulse Murders:

Fear of Muslims:

Rick and Morty is Just Fine:

American History in Under 1000 Words:

North Korea:

BENS Domestic Intel Ideas are Bad:

Hint: They’re all Traitors:

Buddy Christ:

Choose Peace:

Sexual Violence in Afghanistan:


The History of Warfare:


To Restore Justice:

Onward, Eternal Solders

War in Six Parts

How to Respond to Gilded Morons

Against Fear

We’re all Diplomats

Sacrifices Must Be Made