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Your Empathy Blender:

Prologue

Your One Empathy Blender

Your Two Empathy Blenders

Your Three Empathy Blenders

Your Four Empathy Blenders

Your Five Empathy Blenders

Your Six Empathy Blenders

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The Pile:

Prologue

Chapter One

NWV: Frustrated Bulls, Bored Spectators Mar Annual Running of the Bulls Event

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

NWV: Study Claims Steady Decline in Marriage Rates Related to Lack of Violence

Chapter Four

Chapter Five

NWV: Horror Grips London as Buckingham Palace Burns

Chapter Six

Chapter Seven

NWV: Election Booth Blockade Project a Bust

Chapter Eight

Chapter Nine

NWV: Mexican Cartels See Record Low Recruits for 3rd Consecutive Quarter

Chapter Ten

Chapter Eleven

NWV: K-Pop has K-Stopped

Chapter Twelve

Chapter Thirteen

NWV: Tibet Secession Standoff Continues Amid Rising Tensions

Chapter Fourteen

Chapter Fifteen

NWV: Russian Government Crumbles

Chapter Sixteen

Chapter Seventeen

NWV: Ivory Coast Enjoys Peace

Epilogue

News From Dystopia:

Achievement

The Judgmental Auctioneer

On the Oar

Systemic Sickness

Major Tazer

Hegemonic Impulses

Oxford Merit

Suhpysis AVALANCHE

Kinetic Bombardment

Karann($1,420,096_768(+/- 1))

A Prisoner Lives As If The World Is Different

Why Didn’t AI Tell Us 1 Trillion Degrees Celsius Destroys the Sun?

If We Deny Equality to Achieve Balance, We Deny Reality

Fun Gals’n Guys in Guise

“I want everyone to like what I want them to like”

Planetary Portions : A Daily Exclamation

The Enlightened Man Gets His

The Traitor is Here

Welcome to The Great Again

Exploitation Need Isolation

Chats with Sauron:
(HBD RIP on November 5, 2025)

Assorted Thoughts:

Everyone’s Still a Person

2016 Election Postmortem

We’re All Journalists Now

Three Thoughts on Liberals in the Trump Era

Social Media Sanity

The Liberal Language Problem

American Corruption

Threat Overview

Yanis Varoufakis Lets Us Know

Response to Pulse Murders

Fear of Muslims

Rick and Morty is Just Fine

American History in Under 1000 Words

North Korea

BENS Domestic Intel Ideas are Bad

Hint: They’re all Traitors

Buddy Christ

Choose Peace

Sexual Violence in Afghanistan

Abdication

The History of Warfare

Democrazy

To Restore Justice

Onward, Eternal Solders

War in Six Parts

How to Respond to Gilded Morons

Against Fear

We’re all Diplomats

Sacrifices Must Be Made

A Mutualistic Society

Song for US Et al.

As an AI Language Model

AI wrote this in 15 minutes

AI Cats

Looking Forward to Oppenheimer

Princess Mononoke, Valheim, and Sacrifice

Does Permanence Matter?

This Will Teach You Something